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were so glad to see so many of you lovely people here tonight...
 
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the pink flamingo says...

if everyone in the world who uses a webblog was meliciously and violently murdered over night the world's average IQ would raise drastically

 

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he speaks words of truth

 
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...dickheads!
 
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quick note

...im only on this shitty thing cos work is boring and id rather procrastinate and run the risk of a sacking than work and be mind raped.

 

I hate this emo band trollop shit!!

i mean, for the love of fucking poo! why do it to yourself?

you think you can connect with the lyrics or some shit?

Lemme tell ya now, 99% of all mainstream music is to sell, to make money, to ritchify. nothing to do with your pissy pants princess feelings bullshit.

look at these cunts. your so different with your stupid haircuts! i mean, fuck theyre just mullets on the side instead of straight. theyre sullets!

pale skin and black cloathes... now fuck off! that belongs to metal!

and as for you goths who use metal as an excuse to be 'dark inside' and write angsty poetry, get fucked.

Kiss isnt metal hunny.

kiss was metal, now its ecclectic soft rock or some shit.

and oh your so lonely, you have no boyfriend or girlfriend.

STOP BEING SUCH A PRINCESS!!

 

...i think ive just remembered why i stopped coming here. i think that cutting my penis off with a band saw is better time management than visiting this piss poor collection of passive-aggressive 'individuals'.

 

 

 
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battle scars

check this out...

lastnight i felt crook, seriously crook.

the pesticides and chemical smoke inhaleation were really taking their toll.

my skin was changing colour, i was begining to smell very funny and i felt terribly stoned.

then i parked a bit of a leopard. just a little vom.

so i decided a shower was the medicine needed.

im washing the smoke smell from my hair when somthing smacks me in the top of me head.

then the water isnt on me anymore, so i open me eyes and see blood allover the shower floor.

...ok then.

i look up, the water is shooting over the glass onto the far bathroom wall, the showerhead has come loose and been launched into my fucken skull then bounced off, totalled the soap holder tray which fell onto my foot damn near slicing off my fucken toe.

oh was i pissed off!

 

 

 

 

 

 

then i get shampoo in my eyes...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

FUCK!!!

 
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wasps + beer = fire
the battle is won, as is the war.
drink now men for we are victorious!
 
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